I’m Not as Smart as You Think I Is!
- June
07, 2005
As I am slightly over-burdened with a variety of commitments to friends, family,
Miss Daphne DeSade (we’ve got our heads together on a certain little project…stay tuned!), and clients (Soon Bill, I promise!), maybe I should be putting this entry off for another time. But, I know some people read this journal (thanks, ma!), and are wondering where my wicked little thoughts might next alight. So…here it is! Not that wicked, really, but, perhaps a bit informative.
Our topic for discussion today is actually in response to the letters I’ve received regarding my last entry,
Phone Sex: Would
Ya, Could Ya, Should Ya? You may recall perusing that entry, unless you were pickled or otherwise cognitively challenged when you stumbled upon it. If this is the case, shame on you! It was brilliant! Find your way back there and read it again!
While there were other things on your minds (which we will get to…all in due time), what seemed most pressing, beloved readers, is something along the lines of: What makes for a good phonesex experience? In other words, to continue with the cookie analogy I used in the previous entry, “If cookies have never been a part of my regular diet, how do I know when I’ve found the perfect cookie for me?” I guess, instead of Am I
hot or
not, you are wondering, Is She Hot or Not, or perhaps—better stated—Are We Hot or Not?
As I have said before, and am sure I will say again & forever, I am not an expert in the field of sexuality, or in the phone sex realm. Sure, I love what I do, and some are of the opinion that I do it relatively well; but, that does not an expert make! In fact, there are some people who don’t get me at all, and think I suck at phone sex. And—in those cases—that would be true! For whatever reason, I didn’t press the right buttons. And phone sex, darling, is all about buttons! Nobody, including yours truly, can be everybody’s cup of tea. And if we think we are or try to be, then we’re a pretty watered-down cup of tea!
So I will tell you a little about me, and then give you a few recommendations. After that, you’re on your own!
Many of you have talked with me, so you already know what I do. Plain and simple: I do fantasy. I like an occasional adjective or adverb thrown in here and there. If I am in top form, the experience should linger long after we’ve said goodbye. Long after we’ve hung up and you’re mowing the grass or watching TV or trying to fix that leaky pipe once and for all, I want you to still smell the newly-laid carpet that scratched your face, hear the distant church bells that were pacing our rhythm, remember the condom—flaccid, used, and dripping—and what I did with it while looking you right in the eyes.
I am a firm believer—almost to the point of advocacy—in every person’s right to think and fantasize about anything he or she pleases. If it gets you hot, then, by golly, go for it! Generally, I describe my style as: Fetish and Kink with a Dominant Flair. I guess you could call me a “fantasy facilitator.” (Hmmm…I like that! Kind of catchy, don’t you think?) For me, there is a very clear line between what gets us off in fantasy and what does it for us in our everyday sex lives. This doesn’t mean that we can’t incorporate some of that naughtiness into our real-life sexual encounters; I sure have been known to do so, now and again. But, some fantasies (Are yours dirty and nasty and taboo? I hope so! If not, get out that brain and learn how to use it!) are just good for the mind-fuck (not to mention the intense orgasm) and then they should be discarded. That is…until the next time.
So, enough about me…
What about your many options (besides me) when it comes to choosing a Phone Sex Provider? If you’ve Googled phonesex (And I know you have. Come on, ‘fess up. You can tell Angie.), you know there are plenty of girls vying for your business. While it may seem a bit formidable to the casual phonesex-shopper, I imagine it is also headily arousing. I mean, there it is in black and white, a cliché-come-true: So many women, so little time! Well, it can’t hurt to look around, now can it? Relax, enjoy, look at all the free smut along the way. When someone in particular catches your imagination, go ahead and set up a call. None of us bite! Unless you want us to, that is.
In the meantime, as you window-shop the wicked web, you might want to check out some of the ladies below. Each is—in her own way—uniquely fabulous.
Doxy Wringer
is the undisputed Queen of Phone Sex. If you haven’t visited her website, then—sorry, honey—you just don’t know jack about phonesex. Her website is in-fucking-credible, and her essays, Phone Sex 101 for Johns and Phone Sex 101 for Sluts, are must-reads. Plus, she’s sassy, smart, creative, and a very naughty little girl! Check out her free erotic stories, and you will know exactly what little Miss Doxy has in mind for you!
If you are into tease and denial with a smidgeon of erotic humiliation thrown in for good measure, then you need check out
Princess Crissy’s blog. I am a big fan of Crissy’s and have even done a couple three-way calls with her. She can cut any man down to size with that sweet, devious giggle, and have him drooling like an idiot in seconds. Don’t even think for a minute you can get the upper hand! She’s a brat—no doubt about it—and she takes no prisoners.
If you are looking for vicious cruelty and degradation at the hand of a Superior Humiliatrix, then
Devilish Daphne
is just the Diva to kick your ass! Listen to the audios she has at her site to hear just how divinely wicked and downright mean she is. Strap-on training, cuckolding, verbal abuse, and small penis humiliation are just a few of the things in store for her victims, er… I mean callers. I love Daphne, but I have to admit, I’m a little afraid of her, too!
Mistress V
is a real time dominatrix currently specializing in long distance training. She is not only a good friend of mine, but an absolute powerhouse, owning and operating numerous websites (You can link to them from her side bar when your visit. And you better visit or she’ll kick your ass.). Also known as Fetish Kinkstress, she is smart as a whip, and acutely intuitive. The ultimate FemmeDom, she will find your weakness, and then have you on your knees, deep in subspace before you know it.
If you’re looking for the sensuous “girl next door” type, you’ve got to check out
Savhannah of Savhannah’s Playground. A nurse and student by day, she likes to play sexy-naughty at night. With a body to die for, she is sweet, adventurous, horny, and beautiful. Savhannah knows how to please her man! What more could a guy ask for?
OK? Did that help a little bit?
So what are you waiting for?
Start dialing and jerking! We’re waiting for you!
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